. . . those being one for the rich and one for everyone else, I submit to you Paris Hilton’s early release from jail for an “unspecified medical problem.” She gets to spend the rest of her sentence “confined to her Hollywood Hills home.” Yeah. That’s a tough bid, I’ll bet. I’m speechless. Up to this point, I still had some confidence in our judicial system. Henceforth, not so much. Scratch that, none at all.