A modest proposal from George Saunders. (This one is mostly for your amusement, Kat).
Spam-of-the-day:
Dear user of Wheatdesign.com,
Your e-mail account has been temporary disabled because of unauthorized access.
For more information see the attached file.
For security purposes the attached file is password protected. Password is “22663”.
The Management,
The Wheatdesign.com team
http://www.wheatdesign.com