Spam Haiku?

Okay, it’s not quite a Haiku, but you have to admit this bit of nonsense text, from a spam email this morning, does have some Haiku-ish economy and poetic flair:

make some changes to your style
whether u like omega or breitlng
we have the brand for u

I’m assuming they meant to say Breitling in line three. That means the “omega” must be a reference to Omega Watches. And, incidentally, neither is the brand for me, as I see little more pointless than spending a lot of money on a watch.

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