I love meaningless marketing copy, don’t you? This one, an actual example found in the wild, came to me via email today. I think I’ll adopt it as the tagline around here, after I tire of “quality web distration since 2000.” Don’t you think claiming that Wheatdesign.com “simplifies the orchestration of web [...]

Posts have been very scant for the past few weeks because I’ve been in the process of buying a house and moving in. I’ve rented all of my adult life, so this is a big and welcome step. Now I’ll no doubt be blogging the ups and downs of first-time home ownership, but [...]

Okay, it’s not quite a Haiku, but you have to admit this bit of nonsense text, from a spam email this morning, does have some Haiku-ish economy and poetic flair:
make some changes to your style
whether u like omega or breitlng
we have the brand for u

I’m assuming they meant to say Breitling in line three. [...]

Fun from Untitled States (from one of the people behind Brunching Shuttlecocks:

I don’t follow sports, but Slacktivist has uses a current even in sport to make a more important point about the meaning of the word “unprofessional“. And I could hardly agree more (and many of you will to, I should think).